ba les belges se font peut etre vanner, mais dès que tu quittes l'europe tu comprends rapidement que les francais gagnent le titre haut la main !
Petit exemple de vannes par nos amis texans ..
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Why is good to be french?
You can surender at the begining of the war, and US will win it for you.
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?
It's not known, it's never been tried.
Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?
And that's because it was raining
Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
Then why are the French chopping down the trees now?
The Arabs like to march in the sun.
Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A: "Table for 100,000 m'sieur?"
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The army.
Q: Why do the French Smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too!
How many gears does a French tank have?
Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
How did the French react to German reunification?
They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"?
His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
