Tool ?

News du 31 mars prise sur le site off (toolband.com):

"You know the old saying, “no news is good news”, well… that was the case as far as the recording process was going for the new Tool CD, but now things may have changed a bit. Yesterday, when I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine (a 1992 Maya) for winning the bet that I had with him involving his new film “Sleeping Dogs Lie” (I lost by default, not being able to attend the Sedona screening), not only wasn’t Maynard there, but, in what seems to be a case of enantiodromia (something becoming its opposite) if ever there was one (!), I was told the reason why he wasn’t there. I wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn’t. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here’s exactly what I was told: “Maynard has found Jesus.” This will come as a complete shock to most (but not all) of you, as it did to me. In fact, it just seemed like another MJK prank until I talked to the one person who I believe would know if all this was legit or not. After nearly an hour on the phone with this person, the answer I received was that Maynard has indeed “found Jesus” and that, for this reason, he’s abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely. I don’t know what the f**k is in the water these days, but hopefully a black jelly belly will turn up in that golden bowl… that’s all I can think to say at this point. Before leaving the studio, I watched as Danny made arrangements to go play some golf, while Adam and Justin kept working on a particular song. So, in case you missed it (those who don’t read the whole post), here’s today's news: Maynard has found Jesus…"

J'espère que ce n'est qu'un put**n de poisson d'avril sinon je casse tout et m'en vais botter le cul de maynard, même s'il faut que j'y aille à la nage.

Alors quelqu'un a-t-il lu qqchse de nveau au sujet de MJK ? sur toolband, je n'ai rien vu de nouveau...

Relire les paroles de "Eulogy", ou "Opiate" par exemple, ca permettait deja de renifler le poisson...

D'un autre côté on est plus à ça près avec Maynard qui nous a fait une petit dépression avec les dernières élections américaines, qui annonçait qu'il allait tout abandonner après le prochain Tool (ou bien qui nous fait du politique avec APC).

Ils viennent d'avouer la supercherie. Lol c'est qu'en plus Maynard avait surenchérie avec un vrai-faux mail adressé à je ne sais plus qui, qui annonçait qu'il avait bien "trouvé Jésus" et que désormais ce serait à Tool de s'adapter à ce nouveau paramètre dans sa vie.

Sacré Maynard.

Au fait pour quand leur nouvel album?