Des révélations, il y en a maintenant tous les jours...
L'apocalypse finale est pour demain. Heureusement, nous serons toujours aujourd'hui !
Citation:
Don't worry, God will save me...
Said the man to the policeman.
"Suit yourself," the cop said, "it's the apocalypse."
A little while later, a bus comes up to the man.
"Get in, we'll save you!"
"Don't worry," the man said, "God will save me."
"Suit yourself," they said, "it's the apocalypse."
The man went up to the top of a very tall building to avoid the streets flooded. He looks up and sees a white light, and down descends a flying saucer.
"Come with me if you want to live," the alien said.
"Don't worry, God will save me."
"Suit yourself, your world is dying." The alien left.
The man died.
The man met God and asked him, "why didn't you save me??"
And God answered, "I sent you a cop, a bus, and a flying saucer. You were too stupid to get in them."
